June 22, 2009 7 Comments
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I hear men complain all the time about how after they get with a woman she gets comfortable and lets herself go. I guess that means she stops trying as hard to impress him. The thing men don’t seem to realize is we women feel that they do the exact same thing. They get lazy. The fact of the matter is though, that women are far more tolerant of that sort of thing when they love someone. That doesn’t mean that it’s okay.

Anyway, I’m sure any man can find several things he’d like his girlfriend or wife to improve upon or things that she’s let go since entering the relationship. Here are a few things I think that men need to work on, though. Most of these things a woman probably wouldn’t even say to her man, because we as women aren’t nearly as shallow as men. (My opinion, don’t email me bitching, please.)

So yeah, here’s a small list of turn offs that I think men should start paying more attention to for the sake of their lady.

1. Man boobs – Are you serious? This is one of the first things we see when we look at your body. Do you really want your woman to be self conscious of the fact that you require a bigger bra than she does?

2. Hairy backs – This is so disgusting. I’m sure alot of ladies would agree with me. I don’t want to touch wolfman jack. Seriously guys, try laser hair removal if you can afford it. If not, wax that crap. Get it off. Gross.

3. Nasty teeth – One of the first things I notice about a man are his teeth. Ugly or bad teeth can really turn a woman off. Just go get some work done. It’s worth it, trust me.

4. Bad breath – The only thing worse than bad teeth is stank breath. I can’t stand someone who’s breath smells foul and would probably deck you if you tried to kiss me with stank breath. Fix it.

5. Beer belly – Okay, now I don’t mind a tiny little gut or whatever but if you are out with your lady and someone asks how far along you are.. you know you have a problem. Seriously you don’t want to look like you are about to give birth. Get a rowing machine, loser.

6. Body odor – Even if you’ve just come from the gym or a big workout, there’s no need to stink. Wear some deodorant or SOMETHING. I mean seriously, cleanliness is next go godliness or so they say. I can’t stand men with body odor, or anyone with body odor for that matter. BATHE ASSHOLES.

Okay, those are basically the main things about a man that I think need to be addressed. There are a few other things but they aren’t really worth a mention. If you notice they are all things that can be taken care of with a little action on the man’s part. I’m not a shallow person, I wouldn’t say get a nose job or fix your ugly face or anything like that.. just take care of yourselves. It’s not that hard to do.

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