Free Breakfast And Bird Poop!
May 16th, 2008 2 Comments»Wordcount: 310
Man, there’s nothing more annoying than washing your car and making it look all sexy and then the very next morning there’s a big ole glob of bird poop right on the hood.. with a feather stuck in it no less. It’s so nasty and I want it off, but ew I’m not touching it. I’ll go wash it again, but not today. Hopefully it rains. Hard. LOL.
Anyways, I went to McDonald’s this morning and got a free deluxe breakfast. Yumz. I only got it free because last Friday I went there and got a breakfast and they screwed up my order and only gave me hotcakes. So I called them and complained and they said next time I come in I get a free breakfast. We don’t eat at McDonald’s very often, but I do like their breakfasts. I don’t think their eggs are actually real eggs.. but they are freaking good. I’m actually going to check when I’m done with this to see if they are real. 
I found out something last night that I was not aware of… Jodie Foster is a lesbian. I know, most of you probably already knew that. I’ve been a huge fan of Jodie Foster for a long time, and I really never knew that. I guess I’m just slow. I mean I fell in love with her the first time I saw Silence Of The Lambs years ago, but she’s done other movies, and more recently I’ve noticed that she’s grown into a really talented actress and her roles are much more interesting and mature. Chris is disgusted by her lesbianism, but I don’t know.. I always kind of thought she was hot. No, I’m not a lesbian, but I have considered it, especially cause [most] men suck. 
[Edit] It appears that McDonald’s uses real eggs! [/edit]
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Wow real eggs, that’s pretty neat. Yay for a free breakfast even if it is cause they screwed up. Yuck about the bird poop, but you’re right, it’s like they specifically aim for clean cars. Interesting about Jodie, I had no idea.
Eww, yuck. Bird poop. You’re worried about one glob of bird poop? You should SEE my dad’s car. He refuses to wash his car, so I end up doing it for him and get paid.
That’s cool that you got a free McDonald’s breakfast! For the vegetarians like me, it wouldn’t be much, but since you like it, have fun!
About Jodie Foster, I had no idea either. But, yes, I too am exceptionally slow.
REAL EGGS! Yes!!!